It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious. - (Hubbard, Kin - Ability)

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. - (Hubbard, Kin - Agreement)

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely. - (Hubbard, Kin - Appearance)

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. - (Hubbard, Kin - Bargains)

Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense. - (Hubbard, Kin - Beauty)

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt. - (Hubbard, Kin - Behavior)

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable. - (Hubbard, Kin - Busyness)

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower. - (Hubbard, Kin - Busyness)

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid. - (Hubbard, Kin - Conservatives)

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands. - (Hubbard, Kin - Death and Dying)

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - (Hubbard, Kin - Destiny)

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. - (Hubbard, Kin - Dishonesty)

It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you. - (Hubbard, Kin - Drivers and Driving)

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - (Hubbard, Kin - Elections)

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. - (Hubbard, Kin - Entertainment)