Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want her. - (Rowland, Helen - Absence)

One man's folly is often another man's wife. - (Rowland, Helen - Adultery)

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - (Rowland, Helen - Bachelor)

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. - (Rowland, Helen - Bachelor)

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. - (Rowland, Helen - Bachelor)

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - (Rowland, Helen - Bachelor)

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. - (Rowland, Helen - Baldness)

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. - (Rowland, Helen - Compatibility)

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. - (Rowland, Helen - Conscience)

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart. - (Rowland, Helen - Critics and Criticism)

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are made in America. - (Rowland, Helen - Divorce)

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. - (Rowland, Helen - Divorce)

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. - (Rowland, Helen - Divorce)

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. - (Rowland, Helen - Fathers and Sons)

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little personal characteristics. - (Rowland, Helen - Faults)