Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. - (Davies, Robertson - Cats)

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice? - (Midler, Bette - Cats)

Cats are autocrats of naked self-interest. They are both amoral and immoral, consciously breaking rules. Their evil look at such times is no human projection: the cat may be the only animal who savors the perverse or reflects upon it. - (Paglia, Camille - Cats)

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - (Valdez, Jeff - Cats)

Cats exercise... a magic influence upon highly developed men of intellect. This is why these long-tailed Graces of the animal kingdom, these adorable, scintillating electric batteries have been the favorite animal of a Mohammed, Cardinal Richlieu, Crebillon, Rousseau, Wieland. - (Sacher-Masoch, Leopold Von - Cats)

Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you. - (Bly, Mary - Cats)

I said something which gave you to think I hated cats. But gad, sir, I am one of the most fanatical cat lovers in the business. If you hate them, I may learn to hate you. If your allergies hate them, I will tolerate the situation to the best of my ability. - (Chandler, Raymond - Cats)

If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air. - (Lessing, Doris - Cats)

Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. - (Twain, Mark - Cats)

One cat in a house is a sign of loneliness, two of barrenness, and three of sodomy. - (Dahlberg, Edward - Cats)

Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat - (Marquis, Don - Cats)

Your rat tail is all the fashion now. I prefer a bushy plume, carried straight up. You are Siamese and your ancestors lived in trees. Mine lived in palaces. It has been suggested to me that I am a bit of a snob. How true! I prefer to be. - (Chandler, Raymond - Cats)